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ﺗﻘﺪﻡ ﺭﺟﻞ ﻟﺸﺮﻛﺔ ﻣﺎﻳﻜﺮﻭﺳﻮﻓﺖ ﻟﻠﻌﻤﻞ
ﺑﻮﻇﻴﻔﺔ – ﻓﺮﺍﺵ – ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺇﺟﺮﺍﺀ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﺎﺑﻠﺔ
ﻭﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ )ﺗﻨﻈﻴﻒ ﺃﺭﺿﻴﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﻜﺘﺐ,، ( ﺃﺧﺒﺮﻩ
ﻣﺪﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﻮﻇﻴﻒ ﺑﺄﻧﻪ ﻗﺪ ﺗﻤﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺍﻓﻘﺔ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ
ﻭﺳﻴﺘﻢ ﺇﺭﺳﺎﻝ ﻗﺎﺋﻤﺔ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﻬﺎﻡ ﻭﺗﺎﺭﻳﺦ
… ﺍﻟﻤﺒﺎﺷﺮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻞ ﻋﺒﺮ ﺍﻟﺒﺮﻳﺪ
ﺍﻹﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻲ.

ﺃﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ: ﻭﻟﻜﻨﻨﻲ ﻻ ﺍﻣﻠﻚ ﺟﻬﺎز
ﻛﻤﺒﻴﻮﺗﺮ ﻭﻻ ﺍﻣﻠﻚ ﺑﺮﻳﺪ ﺇﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻲ!!!
ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺪﻳﺮ )ﺑﺎﺳﺘﻐﺮﺍﺏ:( ﻣﻦ ﻻ ﻳﻤﻠﻚ
ﺑﺮﻳﺪ ﺇﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻲ ﻓﻬﻮ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻣﻮﺟﻮﺩ ﺃﺻﻼً ،
ﻭﻣﻦ ﻻ ﻭﺟﻮﺩ ﻟﻪ ﻓﻼ ﻳﺤﻖ ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻞ
ﺧﺮﺝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻓﺎﻗﺪ ﺍﻷﻣﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﺼﻮﻝ
ﻋﻠﻰ ﻭﻇﻴﻔﺔ
ﻓﻜﺮ ﻛﺜﻴﺮﺍً ﻣﺎﺫﺍ ﻋﺴﺎﻩ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻌﻤﻞ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻻ
ﻳﻤﻠﻚ ﺳﻮﻯ 10 ﺩﻭﻻﺭﺍﺕ
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺗﻔﻜﻴﺮ ﻋﻤﻴﻖ ﺫﻫﺐ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺇﻟﻰ ﻣﺤﻞ
ﺍﻟﺨﻀﺎﺭ ﻭﻗﺎﻡ ﺑﺸﺮﺍﺀ ﺻﻨﺪﻭﻕ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻄﻤﺎﻃﻢ ﺛﻢ ﺍﺧﺬ ﻳﺘﻨﻘﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺣﻴﺎﺀ
ﺍﻟﺴﻜﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﻳﻤﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﺯﻝ ﻭﻳﺒﻴﻊ ﺣﺒﺎﺕ
ﺍﻟﻄﻤﺎﻃﻢ
ﻧﺠﺢ ﻓﻲ ﻣﻀﺎﻋﻔﺔ ﺭﺃﺱ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﻝ ﻭﻛﺮﺭ ﻧﻔﺲ
ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻠﻴﺔ ﺛﻼﺙ ﻣﺮﺍﺕ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺃﻥ ﻋﺎﺩ ﺇﻟﻰ ﻣﻨﺰﻟﻪ
ﻓﻲ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻳﺤﻤﻞ 60 ﺩﻭﻻﺭ
ﺃﺩﺭﻙ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺑﺎﻥ ﻳﻤﻜﻨﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺶ ﺑﻬﺬﻩ
ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻘﺔ ﻓﺎﺧﺬ ﻳﻘﻮﻡ ﺑﻨﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻞ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﺎً
ﻳﺨﺮﺝ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﻛﺮ ﻭﻳﺮﺟﻊ ﻟﻴﻼً
ﺃﺭﺑﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺑﺪﺃﺕ ﺗﺘﻀﺎﻋﻒ ، ﻓﻘﺎﻡ ﺑﺸﺮﺍﺀ
ﻋﺮﺑﺔ ﺛﻢ ﺷﺎﺣﻨﺔ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﺻﺒﺢ ﻟﺪﻳﻪ ﺃﺳﻄﻮﻝ
ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺸﺎﺣﻨﺎﺕ ﻟﺘﻮﺻﻴﻞ ﺍﻟﻄﻠﺒﺎﺕ ﻟﻠﺰﺑﺎﺋﻦ
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺧﻤﺲ ﺳﻨﻮﺍﺕ ﺍﺻﺒﺢ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺒﺎﺭ
ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺭﺩﻳﻦ ﻟﻸﻏﺬﻳﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻮﻻﻳﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺤﺪﺓ
ﻭﻟﻀﻤﺎﻥ ﻣﺴﺘﻘﺒﻞ ﺃﺳﺮﺗﻪ ﻓﻜﺮ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻓﻲ
ﺷﺮﺍﺀ ﺑﻮﻟﻴﺼﺔ ﺗﺎﻣﻴﻦ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓ ﻓﺎﺗﺼﻞ
ﺑﺄﻛﺒﺮ ﺷﺮﻛﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻣﻴﻦ
ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﻣﻔﺎﻭﺿﺎﺕ ﺍﺳﺘﻘﺮ ﺭﺃﻳﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﻮﻟﻴﺼﺔ
ﺗﻨﺎﺳﺒﻪ ، ﻓﻄﻠﺐ ﻣﻨﻪ ﻣﻮﻇﻒ ﺷﺮﻛﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻣﻴﻦ
ﺃﻥ ﻳﻌﻄﻴﻪ ﺑﺮﻳﺪﻩ ﺍﻹﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻲ
ﺃﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ: ﻭﻟﻜﻨﻨﻲ ﻻ ﺍﻣﻠﻚ ﺑﺮﻳﺪ
ﺇﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻲ!!!!
ﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﻇﻒ )ﺑﺎﺳﺘﻐﺮﺍﺏ:( ﻻ ﺗﻤﻠﻚ
ﺑﺮﻳﺪﺍً ﺇﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻴﺎً ﻭﻧﺠﺤﺖ ﺑﺒﻨﺎﺀ ﻫﺬﻩ
ﺍﻹﻣﺒﺮﺍﻃﻮﺭﻳﺔ ﺍﻟﻀﺨﻤﺔ!!
ﺗﺨﻴﻞ ﻟﻮ ﺃﻥ ﻟﺪﻳﻚ ﺑﺮﻳﺪﺍً ﺇﻟﻜﺘﺮﻭﻧﻴﺎ! ﻓﺄﻳﻦ
ﺳﺘﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ؟؟؟
ﺃﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺗﻔﻜﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﺮ :
ﻓﺮﺍﺵ ﻓﻲ ﻣﺎﻳﻜﺮﻭﺳﻮﻓﺖ ؟
..
ﻻ ﺗﺤﺰﻥ ﻣﻬﻤﺎ ﺣﺪﺙ ﻭ ﺣﺎﻭﻝ ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎً ﺍﻥ ﺗﺼﻞ
ﻟﻬﺪﻓﻚ (:
ﻭ ﺍﻋﻠﻢ ﺍﻧﻪ ﻻ ﻳﺄﺱ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓ (:

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